The Colony of -Two Time- is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and absence of drug laws. The cynical, devout population of 3.057 billion -Two Time-ians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The medium-sized, liberal, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Welfare, Education, and Defense are also considered important, while Industry is ignored. The average income tax rate is 29.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped -Two Time-ian economy, worth 96.0 trillion bro idks a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,414 bro idks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Two Time-'s national animal is the Azure.

-Two Time- is ranked 142,721^st in the world and 34^th in Land of the free for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 912.12 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.