The Demon of -Etna- is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Etna with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 13.573 billion Etnaians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Netherworld. The average income tax rate is 35.9%.

The powerhouse Etnaian economy, worth a remarkable 1,326 trillion souls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 97,720 souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Women give birth underneath so many blankets that the doctor can't feel the bump, nations that kill an Etnaian can expect a strongly worded letter, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, and drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars. Crime is totally unknown. -Etna-'s national animal is the prinny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Satanism.

-Etna- is ranked 76,628^th in the world and 9^th in October for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,314.79 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.