The Queendom of -Ado- is a mammoth, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and pith helmet sales. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 8.584 billion -Ado-ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.5%.

The strong -Ado-ian economy, worth 662 trillion rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 77,185 rupees, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

The easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons, devotion to God is only skin-deep, the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts, and pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Ado-'s national animal is the emu.

-Ado- is ranked 157,581^st in the world and 1,341^st in Remembrance for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 368.03 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.