The United Northern Kingdom of Skelleftella is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Linus Karl Okelsson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.759 billion Skelleftellans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Äkerslön. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Skelleftellan economy, worth a remarkable 1,645 trillion Skelleftellan Kronars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 285,722 Skelleftellan Kronars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Äkerslön for fear of causing a fuss, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, and where there's smoke there's the Skelleftellan Forestry Department. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Skelleftella's national animal is the Atlantic Salmon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Skelleftella is ranked 3,088^th in the world and 1^st in Valaryia for Safest, scoring 139.34 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.