The Greater Commonwealth of United Tropics of Torchland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Pierre Poilievre with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 7.4 billion Torchlanders enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cape Torch and Salisbury. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Torchlandic economy, worth a remarkable 2,257 trillion Torchlandic Pound and Condorian Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 305,132 Torchlandic Pound and Condorian Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and the fate of the world literally rests on Prime Minister Pierre Poilievre's fingers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Tropics of Torchland's national animal is the Springbok, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

United Tropics of Torchland is ranked 7,681^st in the world and 4^th in Avaldonia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 106.58 law-abiding acts per hour.