The Elven Monarchy of Rainian is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Haily Hark with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.465 billion Rainians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winchester. The average income tax rate is 66.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Rainian economy, worth 346 trillion Ehrins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,591 Ehrins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, the government violently suppresses separatist movements, and government officials are held to the highest standard of morality. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Rainian's national animal is the Axolotl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Rainian is ranked 280,124^th in the world and 11^th in Nova Tero for Safest, scoring 6.61 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.