The Kingdom of Zvahili is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by To be later decided with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 14.109 billion Zvahilians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bujumbigali. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.7%.

The thriving Zvahilian economy, worth a remarkable 1,135 trillion nigercongobantumazebetis a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is 80,449 nigercongobantumazebetis, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 273,004 per year while the poor average 17,496, a ratio of 15.6 to 1.

Teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, Bujumbigali has become the number one destination for urban exploration in The World Rearranged, and residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Zvahili's national animal is the cichlid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Zvahili is ranked 259,406^th in the world and 148^th in The World Rearranged for Safest, scoring 13.4 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.