The Kingdom of Fangut is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Suckah with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, ban on automobiles, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 19.598 billion Fangutians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toofang Yeti. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.9%.

The thriving Fangutian economy, worth 990 trillion Phon mbins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,538 Phon mbins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 156,258 per year while the poor average 12,603, a ratio of 12.4 to 1.

Torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, war criminals are given full state funerals, extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary, and most ambassadors from Fangut retire only a few years after being appointed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Fangut's national animal is the yeti, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sinnuism.

Fangut is ranked 75,922^nd in the world and 23^rd in The TWR and NE Puppet Depot for Safest, scoring 92.07 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.