The Kingdom of Brytannya is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 689 million Brytannyans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 42.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Brytannyan economy, worth 63.6 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,251 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', and the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Brytannya's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Brytannya is ranked 263,138^th in the world and 1,161^st in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 1.12 flags saluted per person per day.