The Republic of The Rodaves is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Laia Sacalm with an even hand, and notable for its suspicion of poets and stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 5.095 billion Rodavesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Healthcare, although Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cartaganca. The average income tax rate is 42.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Rodavesian economy, worth 202 trillion Florís a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,761 Florís, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Federal Council of The Rodaves has been announced as the new Head of State, a major religion has been named as The Rodaves's national religion, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Rodaves's national animal is the Donkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Rodaves is ranked 160,169^th in the world and 92^nd in The Western Isles for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 277.58 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.