The Democratic States of The Kayevies is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Premier Taylor Russo with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.847 billion Kayesians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naidell. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kayesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,200 trillion lekas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,327 lekas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes, Premier Taylor Russo's reputation is hard as nails, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and public parks are littered with cigarette butts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Kayevies's national animal is the peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Kayevies is ranked 137,687^th in the world and 70^th in The Western Isles for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 669.85 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.