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The Snarky Solar Observer of Bhang Bhang Duc

Lawyer: Your honor, my client is trapped in a penny

Judge: What?

Lawyer: Yes, he's in a cent!

Sensorland, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Podium, Giovanniland, and 6 othersNas Crustium, Willow Gate, Ardonii, Infinite Star, Later green, and Immushvilio

The Serene Sanctuary of The Holy Principality of Saint Mark

Did you hear about the man who only collected rare pennies?

He didn't have a lot of common cents.

Tulun empire

Hello dear rulers!

The Kingdom of Giovanniland

Tulun empire wrote:Hello dear rulers!

Hello! Welcome to the West Pacific :)

I'd recommend reading the New Player Guide, joining the World Assembly and endorsing the Delegate and Guardians.

Make sure to get involved in our regional community, you've joined a nice and interesting game!

The Serene Sanctuary of The Holy Principality of Saint Mark

My wife and kids laughed when they saw me chase a penny that rolled down the drain.

They were having fun at my ex pence.

Podium, Nas Crustium, Willow Gate, and Later green

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The Republic of West Khazana Finsstan

If you see a russian nation keep on saying spam we are sor...ry

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The Municipalité Provisoire of Hongg Kong

Wymondham wrote:Today In The West

As it's also Punday Monday, tell us your favourite cash or money related puns; the winner receives a lucky Wym Penny*.

Did you hear about the ATM that got addicted to money?
It suffered from withdrawals.

How did they pay for the new chess set?
Cheque, mate.

Sensorland, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Giovanniland, Nas Crustium, and 6 othersWillow Gate, Ardonii, Infinite Star, Immushvilio, The Truck Route, and Eastern guand lipocie

The Too-Well-Hidden Bunker of Podium

Wymondham wrote:Today In The West
It's National Lucky Penny Day - if you see a penny on the ground today, make sure to pick it up; it might just be your lucky day!! As it's also Punday Monday, tell us your favourite cash or money related puns; the winner receives a lucky Wym Penny.

Time to dust off the old compundium...
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Saint Nickel-less!
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50 Cent, featuring Nickelback!
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Judge: I order you to pay $10,000.
Mario: Why?
Judge: It's a fine.
Mario: No, itsa not.

The Kingdom of Giovanniland

Why can't the devil make money off of YouTube? Because he keeps getting demonetized.

Eastern guand lipocie

Ardonii

Wymondham wrote:Today In The West

It's National Lucky Penny Day - if you see a penny on the ground today, make sure to pick it up; it might just be your lucky day!! As it's also Punday Monday, tell us your favourite cash or money related puns; the winner receives a lucky Wym Penny*.

A dime isn't worth as much today as it used to be. It's because dimes have changed.

#pundayMonday

The Too-Well-Hidden Bunker of Podium

Eastern guand lipocie wrote:Hello

Hello yourself, and welcome to the West (& Best) Pacific! Seeing as you're new around here, I highly recommend a look-through of our New Player Guide to get yourself acquainted with everything NS, finely paired with our RMB Etiquette Dispatch; even as the Purgelympics draw to a close, the threat of man-eating trebuchets is always worth preparing against!

Should you have any other questions, don't hesitate to ask - while we might not respond as fast as other regions' RMBs would, I like to think we more than make up for that with a personal, helping touch!

The Archipelago of Con Nihawitan

How do cups get their money? They mug people.

The Nation of Independent Republic of Boldonia

Hey contestants, free ejection spotted.

Sensorland

Wymondham wrote:QUESTION OF THE NOW: If I gave you $10 million in pennies and 24 hours to spend it without depositing it in a bank or any sort of financial institution, how would you do so without arousing suspicion?

I believe this to be an impossible challenge. Spending that much in cash is bound to draw suspicion, so you'd have to break it into smaller payments. But nobody takes payment in pennies, so first I'd have to go to the bank and get it changed into bills. But a bank is going to be extremely suspicious of someone with $10 million in pennies (plus, that'll be basically impossible to transport without a semi truck), so you'd have to split it between multiple banks. This would take all day, or even multiple days.

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The Snarky Solar Observer of Bhang Bhang Duc

Twerp alert. Line up the trebuchet.

Edit: and this one The order of christ comples you, can’t spell “compels”.

The Kingdom of Giovanniland

My friend had trouble buying things here in Brazil. They told him his money wasn't real.

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