The Democratic States of Totoy Brown is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 137 million Totoy Brownians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 24.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Totoy Brownian economy, worth 6.84 trillion Cat foods a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 49,948 Cat foods, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population, parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions, and increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Totoy Brown's national animal is the Dinosaur.

Totoy Brown is ranked 29,169^th in the world and 705^th in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 109.41 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.