Population | 5.355 billion |
Capital | Jolicoeur |
Currency | Piastre |
Animal | White Squirrel |
The Republic of Patriotlandia is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.355 billion Patriotlandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jolicoeur. The average income tax rate is 61.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Patriotlandian economy, worth 421 trillion Piastres a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,651 Piastres, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Third world countries are rich in "I Love Jolicoeur" t-shirts, Eckie-Ecola has declared that their soda poop is The Real Thing, people can get away with murder these days, and the Random Number Gods do play dice with the universe (Patriotlandia has found 1 easter egg). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Patriotlandia's national animal is the White Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Patriotlandia is ranked 77,712th in the world and 890th in the Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 18.09 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Patriotlandia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry and Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Patriotlandia was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Muffinses.
- : Patriotlandia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Patriotlandia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential and Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 10% for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Patriotlandia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Patriotlandia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Bycatch".
- : Patriotlandia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Pre-Packaged Food Labels".
- : Patriotlandia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Police Accountability Act".
- : Patriotlandia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and the Top 10% for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Patriotlandia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 5 » East Durthang, Xoriet, Jazzia, Jar Wattinree, and Muffinses.