After a recent collision with a rocky outcrop one of the Marachavos drug submersibles leaked several tons of methamphetamine into the ocean possibly infecting the dolphin population with meth after curious sea life tried the granules of the drug.
Bobobtia now has the following atribute
Tweaker squeakers
Xeosia later and Cdi luigi
The canadian peoples republic
ded rmb
Austro-hungarian slavia, Central drazil, and Cdi luigi
Itallitopia
SR RP
The confrence is to be held within the Itallitopian Executive Office in Reme. Book your flights to Reme International. Upon arrival, a security detail will be provided by local securitt forces.
After the meeting, your leaders may, at their discretion, tour local attractions and sites of interest to learn more about the current stratocratic socialist regime.
We shall take an airplane to reme, and enjoy all the attractions we can before we get into real business. Despite this one our first day we must study hardly on economic strategy
The Sweaty fish defence minister has been voted out, (the one responsible for the verisaw- fishian war) and has been replaced with a less aggravating politician.
Establishment of a tunnel between the Republic of South Baba and the Small Yellow Sign of Railroad Crossing
The Government of the Republic of South Baba proposes the construction of a tunnel between the island of South Baba and the continent of Verusa to carry high-speed passenger trains, shuttles for road vehicles and international freight trains. We propose that this tunnel connects with the national high-speed railway lines of both Railroad crossing and South Baba. If possible, we also propose the fusion of both these lines into a binational entity that will provide medium and long-distance intercity service in both countries. We hope that this deed will strengthen our relationship with the Small Yellow Sign of Railroad Crossing for the sake of peace and friendship in this troubled world. The groundbreaking will begin as soon as the necessary preparations are made and the construction will be largely funded by the South Baban government and private enterprise.
Sure, and it was a good move to let an imperialist occupy something, and then get two nations that hate each other onto the same island with at least one more possibly also imperialist person. All without taking into account that the locals wanted none of this. There was fighting in the streets within the first 24 hours too.