Messages The backwardest nation you know 5 years 16 days ago
Aerilia wrote: A apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enoughYou know how in cartoons how a mob throws fruit at someone? I wonder if anyone has ever died because of that.
Ikea rike 5 years 16 days ago
The backwardest nation you know wrote: You know how in cartoons how a mob throws fruit at someone? I wonder if anyone has ever died because of that.Take a pineapple and hook it up to a slingshot or something and you could do some damage.
The Regional Nation of The Northern Light 5 years 16 days ago
Greetings everyone!
We published today a new volume of the Literary Awards:
Award Volume 6
Please make sure to approve (upvote) the awards dispatch.
Congratulations to all the winners, and many thanks to everyone for competing for the Literary Awards !
Literary Awards, Volume 6 Welcome to the 6th volume of The North Pacific Literary Awards ! Volume 6 covers the period between 2019-03-15 and 2019-04-15, and recognizes the literary excellence of the nations of The North Pacific (TNP), as expressed through posting on TNP's RMB and publishing dispatches .
There are gold, silver, and bronze medals, as well as honorable mentions, in seven categories:
The Delegate , Gameside Advocates , and the regional nation are excluded from all awards. Full statistics for all categories are available here .
Conversationalist Awards
These awards go to the nations that made the most RMB posts during the period covered by this award volume.
Collector Awards
These awards go to the nations that received the most likes for their RMB posts during the period covered by this award volume.
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Zazumo
1851
Aerilia
1693
East supple lund
1002
Libertandonien
957
Asthea
854
Stone ira
687
Deerfenland
684
Raccooniah
615
Estantia
584
The etetrnal reich of totsdam
524
Trendsetter Awards
These awards go to the nations that received the most likes per RMB post on average during the period covered by this award volume.
Publicist Awards
These awards go to the nations that published the most new dispatches during the period covered by this award volume.
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The english alliance
31
Yugobatania
27
East supple lund
26
Arcadian States and Commonwealths
20
The etetrnal reich of totsdam
17
Firestonian empire
14
Alpha zeonic
13
Fickastan
13
Fendlium
12
Stire
10
High-roller Awards
These awards go to the nations that received the most upvotes for their dispatches during the period covered by this award volume.
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East supple lund
75
Deerfenland
69
Western Vapia
48
Kirostan
47
Yugobatania
45
Asthea
38
The english alliance
31
Puczovska
22
Totsdam
22
Zazumo
21
Bestseller Awards
These awards go to the nations that received the most upvotes per dispatch on average during the period covered by this award volume.
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Western Vapia
16
Deerfenland
11.5
Puczovska
11
Totsdam
11
Zazumo
10.5
Kirostan
9.4
Stone ira
8.5
Athrael
8
Snn newsbooth
7
Asthea
6.33
Spotlight Awards
These awards go to the nations that posted the dispatches with the most individual upvotes during the period covered by this award volume.
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The backwardest nation you know 5 years 16 days ago
Ikea rike wrote: Take a pineapple and hook it up to a slingshot or something and you could do some damage. Or that gif of someone in the amazing race trying to use a giant slingshot but backfiring horribly
The Unicorns have taken over of Aerilia 5 years 16 days ago
The backwardest nation you know wrote: You know how in cartoons how a mob throws fruit at someone? I wonder if anyone has ever died because of that.That's why google was invented...
You can be killed by a falling coconut so that is kind of like the tree trowing a piece of fruit onto your head?
The backwardest nation you know 5 years 16 days ago
Aerilia wrote: That's why google was invented...You can be killed by a falling coconut so that is kind of like the tree trowing a piece of fruit onto your head?
I think that would be more dropping than throwing
Libertandonien 5 years 16 days ago
Thanks to everyone who helped me get the most posts!Marasume
The Greater Empire of The Islands of Tonga 5 years 16 days ago
The backwardest nation you know 5 years 16 days ago
What the hell? Death by coconut has a wikipedia article. Aerilia
The Unicorns have taken over of Aerilia 5 years 16 days ago
The Northern Light wrote: Greetings everyone!We published today a new volume of the Literary Awards:
Award Volume 6
Please make sure to approve (upvote) the awards dispatch.
Congratulations to all the winners, and many thanks to everyone for competing for the Literary Awards !
Literary Awards, Volume 6 Welcome to the 6th volume of The North Pacific Literary Awards ! Volume 6 covers the period between 2019-03-15 and 2019-04-15, and recognizes the literary excellence of the nations of The North Pacific (TNP), as expressed through posting on TNP's RMB and publishing dispatches .
There are gold, silver, and bronze medals, as well as honorable mentions, in seven categories:
The Delegate , Gameside Advocates , and the regional nation are excluded from all awards. Full statistics for all categories are available here .
Conversationalist Awards
These awards go to the nations that made the most RMB posts during the period covered by this award volume.
Collector Awards
These awards go to the nations that received the most likes for their RMB posts during the period covered by this award volume.
[background-block=#265780][hr][center][b][color=#dfecff]Collector Awards[/color][/b][/center][hr][/background-block]
Zazumo
1851
Aerilia
1693
East supple lund
1002
Libertandonien
957
Asthea
854
Stone ira
687
Deerfenland
684
Raccooniah
615
Estantia
584
The etetrnal reich of totsdam
524
Trendsetter Awards
These awards go to the nations that received the most likes per RMB post on average during the period covered by this award volume.
Publicist Awards
These awards go to the nations that published the most new dispatches during the period covered by this award volume.
[background-block=#265780][hr][center][b][color=#dfecff]Publicist Awards[/color][/b][/center][hr][/background-block]
The english alliance
31
Yugobatania
27
East supple lund
26
Arcadian States and Commonwealths
20
The etetrnal reich of totsdam
17
Firestonian empire
14
Alpha zeonic
13
Fickastan
13
Fendlium
12
Stire
10
High-roller Awards
These awards go to the nations that received the most upvotes for their dispatches during the period covered by this award volume.
[background-block=#265780][hr][center][b][color=#dfecff]High-roller Awards[/color][/b][/center][hr][/background-block]
East supple lund
75
Deerfenland
69
Western Vapia
48
Kirostan
47
Yugobatania
45
Asthea
38
The english alliance
31
Puczovska
22
Totsdam
22
Zazumo
21
Bestseller Awards
These awards go to the nations that received the most upvotes per dispatch on average during the period covered by this award volume.
[background-block=#265780][hr][center][b][color=#dfecff]Bestseller Awards[/color][/b][/center][hr][/background-block]
Western Vapia
16
Deerfenland
11.5
Puczovska
11
Totsdam
11
Zazumo
10.5
Kirostan
9.4
Stone ira
8.5
Athrael
8
Snn newsbooth
7
Asthea
6.33
Spotlight Awards
These awards go to the nations that posted the dispatches with the most individual upvotes during the period covered by this award volume.
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How much did Zazumo bribe you to beat me in the top two lists?
The backwardest nation you know wrote: I think that would be more dropping than throwingOk you're right about that.
Unless we pull the tree back far enough for it to swing forward, throwing coconuts at your enemies.
The backwardest nation you know 5 years 16 days ago
Coconuts also played a lethal role in the South Pacific during World War II. According to published accounts, Japanese forces weaponized the tropical fruit by turning them into "coconut bombs" filled with acid and a hand grenade.
I don't know what to think of humanity anymore
The North Pacific Dweller of Zazumo 5 years 16 days ago
Aerilia wrote: How much did Zazumo bribe you to beat me in the top two lists?I was just updating my signature. What's happening now?
Muahaha!
The backwardest nation you know 5 years 16 days ago
Aerilia wrote: How much did Zazumo bribe you to beat me in the top two lists? Ok you're right about that.Unless we pull the tree back far enough for it to swing forward, throwing coconuts at your enemies.
Might as well get a trebuchet for that
The Greater Empire of The Islands of Tonga 5 years 16 days ago Edited
The backwardest nation you know wrote: Might as well get a trebuchet for that
no i still use coconut bombs *throws one at you* also
The backwardest nation you know 5 years 16 days ago
In November 1991, a mourner was killed by a falling coconut while attending a funeral at a cemetery in southern Sri Lanka
This wikipedia article is killing me
The Unicorns have taken over of Aerilia 5 years 16 days ago
The backwardest nation you know wrote: Coconuts also played a lethal role in the South Pacific during World War II. According to published accounts, Japanese forces weaponized the tropical fruit by turning them into "coconut bombs" filled with acid and a hand grenade.I don't know what to think of humanity anymore
Well there's your answer, someone has died because a piece of fruit was thrown at them.
Or do you mean without the bomb in the fruit?
Zazumo wrote: I was just updating my signature. What's happening now? Muahaha!
:(
I won't let you win next time...
Also I better log onto the forum so I can see your updated signature.
The backwardest nation you know 5 years 16 days ago
Aerilia wrote: Well there's your answer, someone has died because a piece of fruit was thrown at them.Or do you mean without the bomb in the fruit? :(
I won't let you win next time...
Also I better log onto the forum so I can see your updated signature.
On 17 January 1995, in Kota Baru, Malaysia, Mat Hussin Sulaiman, 76, was killed when the monkey he used to pick coconuts from trees hurled a coconut, splitting his owner's skull open
There we go
The North Pacific Dweller of Zazumo 5 years 16 days ago
Aerilia wrote: :(I won't let you win next time...
Also I better log onto the forum so I can see your updated signature.
Since I'll likely miss next month that should be an easy win for you.
So you might as well start now. :P
Theocracy of isobania 5 years 16 days ago
The soviet states of europe 3 wrote: Against who and why?Miruma and imperialism
The soviet states of europe 3
The backwardest nation you know 5 years 16 days ago
Ok, when I write out the military stats for my SR nation, exploding coconuts will be a noted weapon of the Backwardian arsenal
The Unicorns have taken over of Aerilia 5 years 16 days ago
The backwardest nation you know wrote: In November 1991, a mourner was killed by a falling coconut while attending a funeral at a cemetery in southern Sri LankaThis wikipedia article is killing me
Death by Wikipedia article
I wonder if that is a real thing?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Death_by_Wikipedia
Kind of...
The backwardest nation you know wrote: On 17 January 1995, in Kota Baru, Malaysia, Mat Hussin Sulaiman, 76, was killed when the monkey he used to pick coconuts from trees hurled a coconut, splitting his owner's skull openThere we go
So there are multiple times of fruit killing people.
Zazumo wrote: Since I'll likely miss next month that should be an easy win for you. So you might as well start now. :P
YAY muhahahahaha
And awww :(
Are you planning on getting kidnapped?
Libertandonien 5 years 16 days ago
The backwardest nation you know wrote: Ok, when I write out the military stats for my SR nation, exploding coconuts will be a noted weapon of the Backwardian arsenalAnd I use skis for the army in winter.
The backwardest nation you know 5 years 16 days ago
Libertandonien wrote: And I use skis for the army in winter.
Didn't Finland use that in the Winter War?
The North Pacific Dweller of Zazumo 5 years 16 days ago
Aerilia wrote: YAY muhahahahahaAnd awww :(
Are you planning on getting kidnapped?
Yeah, by IRL. :<
But I'll return and make sure you never win again!