The EPU Member State of Greater Saint-Paul is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Trent I with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 11.351 billion Paulistians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of São Paulo. The average income tax rate is 60.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Paulistian economy, worth a remarkable 1,118 trillion Osean Standard Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 98,499 Osean Standard Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, being dead no longer has any benefits, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies, and bad punctuation has come to a full stop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Saint-Paul's national animal is the Chaco Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Trinitism.

Greater Saint-Paul is ranked 42,965^th in the world and 1,445^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 76.5 law-abiding acts per hour.