The North PacificBoard

Chinese rebel wrote:

Have I sent mine in I forgot

Yes

The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg wrote:

He is the king and works for both refund departments. First of all, Who needs two refund departments?

Ridiculous, but good.

My empire shall rule over your

name the nation
WE MAKE OUR PEOPLE FAINT

Greatly wrote:

The letter is a written transcript of “I Didn’t Raise My Boy To Be A Soldier”. On the back, it says “please hold for eight to ten months or call back to the Department Of Refunds Of Greatly”.

we have a set of refund policies they are required to give at least a month to use it
BUT you can file a dispute if they use it too much and then return it

My navy has begun sinking the non governmental and non pacifist armed ships
Embauba

Ash the ferret wrote:

My biggest fear here is that I might be a bad influence on you people

Pfft, everyone here is already trying to kill each other, you probably won't make a difference

Ash the ferret wrote:

That's good.

So anyway *kidnaps you*

Cherrypie wrote:

HAhahahhah....oh sweetheart, you're not a bad influence at all! but do you know who is the bad influence? *stares at 1ris*

Aww c'mon! I'm not that bad!

Rishvete wrote:

Who are your enemies?

It’s a civil war, so technically, myself.

Embauba wrote:

Yes, I assure this is only temporary.
Using Xeosian divisions plus the Embauban divisions, the Embauban army captures most of the central region, whereas they only controled the northeast.
The 2 separatist regions, Chuí and Quaraí, agreed to joining the government in exchange of becoming autonomous regions.
Integralists, Developsionists, Communists are pushed back immensely.
2 socialist regions surrender and agree to being disbanded entirely.
5 factions remain.
The offensive is renowned for its nearly non-existent civilian casualties, except for Sal, which accidentally fired an artillery shell, making him tonight’s biggest loser.

The last socialist faction agreed to become a official party in our government.
4.
Developsionists are destroyed and disbanded after a second offensive, in order to destroy such a dangerous ideology.

Embauba wrote:

It’s a civil war, so technically, myself.The last socialist faction agreed to become a official party in our government.
4.
Developsionists are destroyed and disbanded after a second offensive, in order to destroy such a dangerous ideology.

I know, but what does the winning side support?

Lautar wrote:

My empire shall rule over your

Nice joke

Ash the ferret wrote:

Great

*Slits your throat* bye-bye!

Families are now required to sacrifice their first-born child in my nation. Ritual sacrifice is now the third leading cause of death.

Lautar wrote:

My empire shall rule over your

Cowbridge wrote:

Nice joke

What a comedian,
This man is hilarious

Rishvete wrote:

*Slits your throat* bye-bye!

That sounds harsh

Rishvete wrote:

I know, but what does the winning side support?

The original govt.
3 factions remain, including the original.
The others are communist and Integralists (basically 1930’s Brazilian fascism)

Railroad crossing wrote:

That sounds harsh

Ris is always harsh *wink wink*

Ash the ferret wrote:

What the...

Shouldn't we introduce ourselves to Ash?
Hi, I'm Cherry and I'm a furry

I shall herebyeth, rejoice within the state of a thousand merits.
Who is this state?

Rishvete wrote:

*Slits your throat* bye-bye!

Help it,
Get some stop

Cherrypie wrote:

Ris is always harsh *wink wink*

Shouldn't we introduce ourselves to Ash?
Hi, I'm Cherry and I'm a furry

Tell me her defense forces
Mine are 3,865?
AND ARE YOU THE STATE WITH A THOUSAND MERITS?

Cherrypie wrote:

Ris is always harsh *wink wink*

Shouldn't we introduce ourselves to Ash?
Hi, I'm Cherry and I'm a furry

Blueberries are much better than cherries

Ah yes it’s just a joke oh well then

Bulbasaur reichpact wrote:

Help it,
Get some stop

Don't stahp
Don't stahp

Railroad crossing wrote:

Tell me her defense forces
Mine are 3,865?
AND ARE YOU THE STATE WITH A THOUSAND MERITS?

.. you didn't get the joke, did you?

Cherrypie wrote:

Ris is always harsh *wink wink*

Shouldn't we introduce ourselves to Ash?
Hi, I'm Cherry and I'm a furry

Hi! I'm Ris and I'm the worst

Bulbasaur reichpact wrote:

Blueberries are much better than cherries

I will squish you like bluberry

Cherrypie wrote:

Ris is always harsh *wink wink*
Shouldn't we introduce ourselves to Ash?
Hi, I'm Cherry and I'm a furry

Not with-

Ash the ferret wrote:

What the...

Hi, I’m Embauba, plant fan and somewhat anti-furry. with exceptions