Population | 11.694 billion |
Capital | Capria |
Leader | Empress Asseylum Vers Allusia V |
Faith | Versianism |
Currency | credit |
Animal | Versian eagle |
The Versian Empire of Middle Vers is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Asseylum Vers Allusia V with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, frequent executions, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.694 billion Versians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capria. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Versian economy, worth a remarkable 6,872 trillion credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 587,664 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, the Capria XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle, holiday-makers leave on the same clandestine boats that illegal immigrants arrive in, and diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Middle Vers's national animal is the Versian eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Versianism.
Middle Vers is ranked 280,036th in the world and 129th in Institute of Cellulose for Safest, scoring 5.3 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Middle Vers was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Middle Vers, diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat".
- : Following new legislation in Middle Vers, holiday-makers leave on the same clandestine boats that illegal immigrants arrive in.
- : Following new legislation in Middle Vers, the Capria XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle.
- : Following new legislation in Middle Vers, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school.
- : Following new legislation in Middle Vers, neighbourhood gossips whip up controversy about those receiving adult merchandise.
- : Following new legislation in Middle Vers, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon.
- : Following new legislation in Middle Vers, some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them.
- : Following new legislation in Middle Vers, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers.
- : Following new legislation in Middle Vers, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country.