The United States of Gs Land is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Ghana shyam with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.417 billion Bharatians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hyderabad. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gs Landian economy, worth 170 trillion Rupayas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,590 Rupayas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism, one can wake up in Gs Land and have breakfast in Bigtopia, and local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gs Land's national animal is the Garuda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sanatana dharma.

Gs Land is ranked 18,679^th in the world and 818^th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,071.65 pounds of wildlife per square mile.