Population | 1.963 billion |
Capital | Darmschtadt |
Leader | Federal President Caroll Eigen |
Faith | Protestantism |
Currency | Mark |
Animal | Double-headed eagle |
The Federal Republic of Calahy is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Federal President Caroll Eigen with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, avowedly heterosexual populace, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.963 billion Calahians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darmschtadt. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Calahyian economy, worth 327 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 166,681 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, the teaching of evolution has been banned, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, and pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Calahy's national animal is the Double-headed eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Protestantism.
Calahy is ranked 97,777th in the world and 2,448th in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 43,337.14 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Calahy, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits.
- : Following new legislation in Calahy, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
- : Following new legislation in Calahy, the teaching of evolution has been banned.
- : Calahy was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential and Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 5% for Most Developed, Highest Food Quality, and Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Following new legislation in Calahy, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings.
- : Following new legislation in Calahy, Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament.
- : Following new legislation in Calahy, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.
- : Following new legislation in Calahy, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
- : Following new legislation in Calahy, extreme hiring regulations mean a job in Calahy is often a lifetime appointment.
- : Following new legislation in Calahy, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 160 » Gorundu, Chipoli, Shibutani, Territorio di Nessuno, Laforeia, Pallaith, New-Ferytland, Great Bights Mum, Corfad, Kwaj, Aguaria Major, Varisland, Bankowiata, Dreadton, Radicaster, Atrito, Koda-Land, Siwale, Southern Moosetopia, PlanetMercury, Advancia-Sizzletown, TheLandOfFunFunFun, New Lakemba, Esperonia, Russila, South Parter, Sil Dorsett, Nouvel Empire, The Rhein States, New Atlantico, Former English Colony, Darkanistan, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Loutsland, Kandorith, Kranostav, Frances Francis the First of France, Catalis, Deliber, North Bratislava, IHateRights, Marlducro, Pinky Queen, Arucaria, Malta Comino Gozo, Laurendon, Karazan, The Sinclarian Provinces, Phoronu, Aeurithianar, and 110 others.Necromonia, Solmetria, Lemonbiscuits, Omnistria, Wilkshire, Pradovnia, Wineclaw, Simone Republic, United States of Medford, Ethnon, Oannia, Wolffoxia, Walter Jackson, The Confederate States of America, Petronellania, Eraver, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, New Cordyceps, Tvers, Bedsonya, PotatoFarmers, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Justosia, Yukti, New Fredoenia, Troll Punishers, Joevala, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Notyoutopia, Batatoland Empire, Azzarel, Unsophisticate, Negarden, XST, The Devskian Revolutionary Republic, Tugupaw, Regallio, Inclement Space, Bodhisva, Ishtimbine, CyberEgypt, Racoda, Jenha, The Union of Galaxies, Qep, Sindoesia, Bardopia, Chukstik Illahi, Salish-Cascadia, The Union of The People of Britannia, Republiqueducroissant, The Windmilluminati, Etanur, Ereena, Aerilia, The Iron Lions, Zandos, Neptunian Military Administration, Votak Matim, Lionsroar, Nationeer, Galbadiana, Hyphen, Alogiada, Rex Republic, Armonker, Mystiquelle, Eurocom, United Orange Valley States, Bagojo, Illusia and Neverendia, Love Shack, Furballland, Verderiesdre, Xagill, Zelenaya Dolina, Luminerra, Zerentopia, Photan, McMasterdonia, Barxa, Arostica, Valiacorkit, Kainin, Borkey Kurg, Pribaltic Union, Valentine Z, Ayuzhhhhh, Halsoni, United Kahndaq, Germanic Cat, Texaska, Ziprotscria, ZleekyGgh, Altivia, Lower Melodia, Aoncarpa, Nistriabar, Francois Isidore, The New Oceanic States, Eralan, Ubeland, Yaorozu, Dillimore, Davidianian, Suvarnavarta, Picairn, and Tragesch Firwat.