The Cute Overminds of Caecar is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Overmind with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, enslaved workforce, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.035 billion Caecarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caecar City. The average income tax rate is 84.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Caecarian economy, worth 298 trillion Frees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 146,689 Frees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas", hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey, international trade is a sticky issue, and chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Caecar's national animal is the Overminds, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Caecar is ranked 284,690^th in the world and 6,267^th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 4.25 pounds of wildlife per square mile.