The Dominion of Canada Jack is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Canada Jack with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies and enforced nudity. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.388 billion Canada Jackians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baie-des-Castors. The average income tax rate is 34.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Canada Jackian economy, worth 428 trillion Loonies a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,280 Loonies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Canada Jackians teach life's not worth a damn 'til you can shout out 'I am what I am', social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, the government funds large training centres to turn Beavers into functioning members of society, and Canada Jackian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests. Crime is totally unknown. Canada Jack's national animal is the Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Openmindedness.

Canada Jack is ranked 19,077^th in the world and 15^th in The Maritimes for Nicest Citizens, with 23.07 average smiles per day.