The Federation of Kamlon is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Daniel Johnson Max with a fair hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The democratic population of 4.128 billion Kamlonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kamlonstbul. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kamlonian economy, worth 899 trillion Kamlon Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 217,910 Kamlon Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, and the fattest folk in Kamlon look to be the happiest ones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kamlon's national animal is the Bald eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kamlon is ranked 23,931^st in the world and 1,314^th in Balder for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,477.29 on the Gilded Widget Scale.