The Apostolic Commonwealth of New Luciannova is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lucian Constantine Publis Pius Aurelius with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 11.939 billion New Luciannovans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Constantine. The average income tax rate is 2.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Luciannovan economy, worth a remarkable 4,445 trillion New Luciannovan Denarii a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 372,372 New Luciannovan Denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, and fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget. Crime is totally unknown. New Luciannova's national animal is the Awesome Possum, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

New Luciannova is ranked 86,242^nd in the world and 12^th in New Western Atlantic for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.