The The Kingdom of targetwest of Targetwest is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by PRIME MINISTER Nigel Farage with an iron fist, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 5.659 billion Targets are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Sunderland. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Targetwestian economy, worth 915 trillion Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,854 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Taxpayers receive expenditure reports from the Grand High Poobah of the Order of Violet, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Targetwest's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is All FAITHS.

Targetwest is ranked 4,985^th in the world and 11^th in The League for Safest, scoring 131.27 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.