The Democratic States of Middle South Hill is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its lack of airports, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.751 billion Middle South Hillians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Industry and Defense also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hilltop. The average income tax rate is 35.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Middle South Hillian economy, worth a remarkable 2,362 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 150,000 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, the constantly ringing phones in Leader's office have driven a few interns mad, people boast about their low income on their dating profiles, and the nation's countrysides are littered with landmines due to ongoing family disputes. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Middle South Hill's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Middle South Hill is ranked 293,261^st in the world and 86^th in The Free Nations Region for Lowest Crime Rates, with 26.56 law-abiding acts per hour.