Population | 15.646 billion |
Capital | Hilltop |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | beaver |
The Democratic States of Middle South Hill is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.646 billion Middle South Hillians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Industry and Defense are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hilltop. The average income tax rate is 35.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Middle South Hillian economy, worth a remarkable 2,352 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 150,368 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Many say faith is a crutch for those who can't move forward, asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response, human resources employees have time for hobbies as harassment is designated "high praise", and Hilltop spends billions upgrading public transport. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Middle South Hill's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Middle South Hill is ranked 8,118th in the world and 1st in The Free Nations Region for Most Stationary, with 2,619.48910130368 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Middle South Hill, Hilltop spends billions upgrading public transport.
- : Following new legislation in Middle South Hill, human resources employees have time for hobbies as harassment is designated "high praise".
- : Following new legislation in Middle South Hill, asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response.
- : Following new legislation in Middle South Hill, many say faith is a crutch for those who can't move forward.
- : Following new legislation in Middle South Hill, Leader's Twitcher account is typically used to share beaver memes rather than government policy.
- : Following new legislation in Middle South Hill, the opposition leader's credibility has been undermined by constant attention drawn to a dodgy toupee.
- : Middle South Hill was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Middle South Hill, the big red machine has ground to a halt.
- : Middle South Hill was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and Most Subsidized Industry and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Following new legislation in Middle South Hill, farmers in arid regions are puzzled with government directions to plant rice this year.