The East PacificBoard

Volinovia wrote:

You'd be part of an international Coalition that is currently at war with the Levantinese.

I'm sorry did u say "Levantinese"

*loads shotgun*

British calradia wrote:

[strike] Is that a good thing?[/strik

Come here, little bird. Sing me a song. When I was younger I loved grabbing little birds and maEKingg them sing to me such wonderful songs.

*Grabs u and snaps ur nEK*

Levantin wrote:

I'm sorry did u say "Levantinese"

*loads shotgun*

The true enemy here is Volinovia, since he used "Levantinese" instead of "Levantine".

DarKspawnerreich wrote:

Come here, little bird. Sing me a song. When I was younger I loved grabbing little birds and maEKingg them sing to me such wonderful songs.

*Grabs u and snaps ur nEK*

Can't snap my neck, If I am not near you
;)

Levantin wrote:

I'm sorry did u say "Levantinese"

*loads shotgun*

:/

Euricanis wrote:

Euricain
Euricanisian
Eurican
Euricani

Levantin wrote:

I'm sorry did u say "Levantinese"

*loads shotgun*

Y'know I want to condemn you for being a terrorist regime and all that, but EK keeps saying "Brethrenite" so . . . you have my axe.

British calradia wrote:

Can't snap my neck, If I am not near you
;)

<tosses u into DarKspawnerreichs reach>

: )

British calradia wrote:

Is that a good thing?

Ah
When I take up command of a section of an army, I would need to know what I am commanding and what is acceptable/inappropriate and what is my reward for working for the Volinovian Military.

I thought a mercenary would have their own force.

Levantin wrote:

I'm sorry did u say "Levantinese"

*loads shotgun*

Ahh I got your attention. Gib War Criminals.

DarKspawnerreich wrote:

Come here, little bird. Sing me a song. When I was younger I loved grabbing little birds and maEKingg them sing to me such wonderful songs.

*Grabs u and snaps ur nEK*

you know your Childish Sentences combined with your rather Murderous actions makes me think you are more then ketamine

Volinovia wrote:

I thought a mercenary would have their own force.

Ahh I got your attention. Gib War Criminals.

War crime for war criminals?

Dreamersistan wrote:

<tosses u into DarKspawnerreichs reach>

: )

How can you toss me, if I am 6, 10 ft?

- Turning Point British Calradia

;)

Dreamersistan wrote:

War crime for war criminals?

Napalm comes if the war criminals don't.

Brethren wrote:

Well these trees are supposed to be kinda creepy.

True. scawy! ;-;

British calradia wrote:

How can you toss me, if I am 6, 10 ft?

- Turning Point British Calradia

;)

Because I'm stronger?

Also I hired three goons.. Wiranath Aivintis and Marrabuk

Volinovia wrote:

I thought a mercenary would have their own force.

Ahh I got your attention. Gib War Criminals.

Well that is true, but I also said "Freelance Commander".
But I don't really mind if I have my own Mercenary force with command of some of your units.

Dreamersistan wrote:

<tosses u into DarKspawnerreichs reach>

: )

*Snaps his neK*

*Realizes what I've done*

"Oh god, what have I done?? I killed an innocent bird in cold blood. I'm a monster!"

*Buried birdy*

"I'm so sorry little birdy."

*Goes baK inside and looKs into mirror*

"It was wrong but...why did it feel so good? The power I had over that bird. Holding it tightly in my grip...The power of life and desth I had over..."

*Smiles*

"What a joEK.*

*Laughs and thus the JoEKer is born*

Dreamersistan wrote:

Because I'm stronger?

Also I hired three goons.. Wiranath Aivintis and Marrabuk

hey, if all else fails
i have something i can do!

Dreamersistan wrote:

Because I'm stronger?

Also I hired three goons.. Wiranath Aivintis and Marrabuk

Ahh, but I have the ultimate weapon, that is the power of St Wood Pigeon!

;^)

DarKspawnerreich wrote:

*Snaps his neK*

*Realizes what I've done*

"Oh god, what have I done?? I killed an innocent bird in cold blood. I'm a monster!"

*Buried birdy*

"I'm so sorry little birdy."

*Goes baK inside and looKs into mirror*

"It was wrong but...why did it feel so good? The power I had over that bird. Holding it tightly in my grip...The power of life and desth I had over..."

*Smiles*

"What a joEK.*

*Laughs and thus the JoEKer is born*

That's the ninth origin story of joEKer so far..

You should collect these ebil stories into a fact'book' called

The Childhood Gospel of Saint joEKer

I may narrate em

British calradia wrote:

Ahh, but I have the ultimate weapon, that is the power of St Wood Pigeon!

;^)

Cant be spared from Genocide though, CAN IT?

Brexiterriech wrote:

Cant be spared from Genocide though, CAN IT?

It always can....

British calradia wrote:

Ahh, but I have the ultimate weapon, that is the power of St Wood Pigeon!

;^)

I eat pigeons for a living, and I'm all out of pigeons. < looks at Saint Wood Pigeon >

British calradia wrote:

It always can....

NOT FROM ME

Shavara, since the style of my Government is very similar to the USA's government, but with more authority and conservativism, and a ceremonial monarch, I would put myself in Authoritarian.