The Federal Republic of Satroju is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.66 billion Satrojuans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jurojo. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Satrojuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,971 trillion Jaroes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 257,373 Jaroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, foreign casinos have trouble paying fans who bet on the triumph of the Jurojo Wolves against long odds, and grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Satroju's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Satroju is ranked 2,726^th in the world and 61^st in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 19,008.79 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.