The Democratic Republic of North Abandonia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Fredonia with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate, devout population of 4.816 billion Fredonians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fredonia. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient North Abandonian economy, worth 589 trillion Fredons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 122,315 Fredons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius', Fredonians refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum, and angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Abandonia's national animal is the Fredonian Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fredoniasm.

North Abandonia is ranked 4,219^th in the world and 97^th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 16,119.2 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.