The Good ol' nation of Karatol-Advenra is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Cult of Mars with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.999 billion Karatolians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Whatever Device I log in to. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Karatolian economy, worth a remarkable 2,988 trillion Random Souveniers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 271,744 Random Souveniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft, and nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Karatol-Advenra's national animal is the Depressed Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nationstatesism.

Karatol-Advenra is ranked 2,078^th in the world and 46^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 143.64 law-abiding acts per hour.