Population | 26.44 billion |
Capital | Sovkagrad |
Leader | The Red Liberation Front |
Faith | Gaytheism |
Currency | Shiny Sikkel |
Animal | antigay |
The Glorious Armed Proletariat of The Land of the Red Rainbow is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Red Liberation Front with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 26.44 billion Reds are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.
The enormous, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sovkagrad. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Red economy, worth a remarkable 8,043 trillion Shiny Sikkels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 304,224 Shiny Sikkels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring, the nation's diplomats are all talk and no action, reassembling shredded papers is the highlight of a spy's day, and the navy is hoping to hear the enemy shout "you sank my battleship!". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Land of the Red Rainbow's national animal is the antigay, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Gaytheism.
The Land of the Red Rainbow is ranked 141st in the world and 5th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 8,736.64 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Land of the Red Rainbow, the navy is hoping to hear the enemy shout "you sank my battleship!".
- : The Land of the Red Rainbow was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality, Most Valuable International Artwork, Highest Average Incomes, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and Highest Economic Output.
- : The Land of the Red Rainbow was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in The Land of the Red Rainbow, reassembling shredded papers is the highlight of a spy's day.
- : Following new legislation in The Land of the Red Rainbow, the nation's diplomats are all talk and no action.
- : The Land of the Red Rainbow was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Following new legislation in The Land of the Red Rainbow, the nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring.
- : The Land of the Red Rainbow was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 10% for Most Survivors.
- : The Land of the Red Rainbow was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from Urali, infecting 27 million survivors.
- : The Land of the Red Rainbow was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from Urali, infecting 27 million survivors.