The Second Stanian Empire of Kingdom of Voidstania is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by King Fren Warner with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.483 billion Stanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warnerville. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Stanian economy, worth 821 trillion Imperial Sholls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 149,905 Imperial Sholls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, bike rage is all the rage, and building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom of Voidstania's national animal is the Giant Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Stanian Pantheon.

Kingdom of Voidstania is ranked 4,522^nd in the world and 91^st in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 118.95 law-abiding acts per hour.