The People's Republic of Ruseniya is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ruseniyan Parliament with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.96 billion Ruseniyans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slavodar. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Ruseniyan economy, worth 337 trillion Koruns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 113,945 Koruns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter, the nation doesn't need to go to war in order to acquire new territory, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, and the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ruseniya's national animal is the Pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ruseniya is ranked 101,923^rd in the world and 1,869^th in The East Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 14.87 flags saluted per person per day.