The Rogue Nation of The Resoland is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 876 million Resolandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Polgel. The average income tax rate is 16.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Resolandian economy, worth 33.4 trillion Altairian dollars a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,080 Altairian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, heterosexuality is considered positive proof of fitness to parent, the government strictly regulates whale harvest quotas, and Leader has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Resoland's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Resoland is ranked 118,645^th in the world and 3,133^rd in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 13.45 flags saluted per person per day.