The Kingdom of Luconovos is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 602 million Luconovosians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luconovos City. The average income tax rate is 43.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Luconovosian economy, worth 62.2 trillion Luconovosian dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 103,259 Luconovosian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, devotion to God is only skin-deep, and elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Luconovos's national animal is the Duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Luconovos is ranked 71,984^th in the world and 1,642^nd in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 19.53 flags saluted per person per day.