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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,000thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,500thMost Influential: 1,934th
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Bonobiana

Population5.035 billion

CapitalBonobinópolis
LeaderSupreme Bonobo
FaithTemple of Free SEX

CurrencyGold Coins
AnimalBonobo

The Empire of Bonobiana is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Bonobo with an even hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, parental licensing program, and absence of drug laws. The cynical population of 5.035 billion Bonobistas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bonobinópolis. The average income tax rate is 88.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bonobiano economy, worth 943 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 187,307 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fate of the world literally rests on Supreme Bonobo's fingers, Bonobiano watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning, and the Bonobiano Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bonobiana's national animal is the Bonobo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Temple of Free SEX.

Bonobiana is ranked 3,829th in the world and 102nd in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 633.37 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,000thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,500thMost Influential: 1,934thTop
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Most Cultured: 3,450thHighest Food Quality: 3,479thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,533rdMost Beautiful Environments: 3,764thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,829thMost Inclusive: 3,833rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,739thMost Developed: 5,574thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,111thSmartest Citizens: 6,238thBest Weather: 7,002ndLowest Crime Rates: 7,090thLargest Governments: 8,328thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,823rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,890thHighest Average Incomes: 12,304thMost Efficient Economies: 12,425thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,716thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,733rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,174thHealthiest Citizens: 13,800thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 14,507thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,694thMost Patriotic: 15,185thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,658thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,953rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,306thMost Secular: 18,983rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,300thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,182ndMost Corrupt Governments: 23,003rdMost Subsidized Industry: 24,414th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 48th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 74th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 84th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 96th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 102nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 108th in the regionMost Inclusive: 115th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 119th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 138th in the regionMost Developed: 156th in the regionMost Influential: 162nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 164th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 167th in the regionLargest Governments: 197th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 201st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 202nd in the regionBest Weather: 208th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 214th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 255th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 265th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 280th in the regionMost Patriotic: 302nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 311th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 313th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 327th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 328th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 329th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 330th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 343rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 368th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 406th in the regionMost Secular: 409th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 438th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 453rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 468th in the regionRudest Citizens: 518th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bonobiana was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Dante-topia.
  • : Following new legislation in Bonobiana, the Bonobiano Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely.
  • : Bonobiana endorsed The Allied States of The Lombard League.
  • : Following new legislation in Bonobiana, owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning.
  • : Bonobiana was endorsed by The Allied States of The Lombard League.
  • : Following new legislation in Bonobiana, Bonobiano watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact.
  • : Following new legislation in Bonobiana, the fate of the world literally rests on Supreme Bonobo's fingers.
  • : Following new legislation in Bonobiana, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.
  • : Bonobiana was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Bonobiana, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 153 » Saciu, Beblahbleblo, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Altnavia, The Worst army of, Aidenfieeld, Chernaya Zvezda, Wehraboos, Tepertopia, Ebonhand, PenguinPies, Ever Testing, Goldnation, Bawkie, Holy Free, Farengeto, Aurcania, ARIAPOLIS01, Voiders, Sgaana, Dereistic, Dun Frest, Valles Stellarum, Estival, Lynxaion, Great Lothian, Land Without Shrimp, Kazhinskia, New Bulacan, Dimplingpie, Myness, Kiasu-ism, Tsunamy, Ugranda, America Gone Wrong, Blondiesland, Zanforadon, Jehenna, Venezia Pacifica, Doundaly, Sporaltryus, Of the european socialist republics, The Ginger Lands, Bloonation, West Pastafaria, Khnomania, No moking, Bavaristan, North Pernambuco, New-Javarra, and 103 others.Tvania, Banieltopia, Itani, Jammlandia, Sumina, Menesynchro, Farelonia, Dakalian, Curlyhoward, Of The Bannana Boat Republic, Atomic Garden, Uvalor, Balisca, New Anterea, Dutch-Gaming-Commune, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Unielvan Millorvium, Geploastan, Ridehale, Terran Draconia, Dhemixia, Pepoland, Vuranda, Antarctic Colonies, The Free Falklands, Tanyaland, Yugarritia, Empire of Pekoland, Gonthavnor, Hacrela, Kleinwetterberg and Altwetterberg, Amerinsca, Astriva, Rebel-topia, Cerespasia, Legosia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Great Scapula, The Weirdo, Bohenia, Morian, Asarana, Kaoia, Amerion, Kringalia, Belschaft, Blipp, Phyakaran, Lilli Lands, Teasonda, Explodeingtnt, Skwar, Greater Pardonia, Barbarella, Emagination, Tioloman, Hadrex, Auviantan Outh Islands, ANuadh, The Filippinas, East Endia, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Detroxia, Purestan, Eastern Doncaster, Marnrio, Springwalla, Aodhan, Nowa Europa, HawkoFon, Lupusterra, Abarri, Pepperton, BEEstreetz, United Allied Systems Nations, Nakayo, Eastern Juble Lux, Anarco Argentina, Canamerico and Greenland, Geneek, Genoxelande, Qadiworka, Greater Fennovia, Sedunn, Poguelands, 7 Trees, Benese, Stelmund, Albend, Eastern Bahia, Gwandalis, Megistos, Marre, North Korea is best, SharttingToepia, Meglomania, Amerikanisches Imperium, Janoi Donacen, Corthsri, Rotenaplistan, The Lombard League, and Dante-topia.

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