The Technoliberalist Paradise of Watzkeen is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Neemias Watzko with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 12.133 billion Watzkeenians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Watzkeen City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Watzkeenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,241 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 102,305 Bitcoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 338,822 per year while the poor average 23,073, a ratio of 14.7 to 1.

One can walk from one side of Watzkeen City to the other without setting foot on Watzkeenian soil, the annual Adult Film Awards have a category for most titillating aftershave advert, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, and ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality. Crime is relatively low. Watzkeen's national animal is the Goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Science.

Watzkeen is ranked 194,656^th in the world and 38^th in Novo Brasil for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.17 law-abiding acts per hour.