The Republic of Avaron is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Enrico Gallieni with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 24.162 billion Avars are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norava. The average income tax rate is 3.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Avar economy, worth a remarkable 7,923 trillion Aureliums a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 327,951 Aureliums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Maximum security Avar subway stations inspire prison systems around the world, people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces, every workday begins with group therapy, and government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Avaron's national animal is the Honey badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of Avaron.

Avaron is ranked 3,326^th in the world and 6^th in Novo Brasil for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 7,429.72 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.