The Holy Empire of Kkhano is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.37 billion Kkhanoans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syr Dárya. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Kkhanoan economy, worth 43.3 trillion Forints a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 6,805 Forints, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work, and concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kkhano's national animal is the Southern-Magyar serpent, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kkhano is ranked 292,603^rd in the world and 45^th in Northern Utopia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 1,599.23 Standard Monetary Units.