The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 43.429 billion Los Santosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Los Santosian economy, worth an astonishing 43,844 trillion Planet Sized Wine Gums a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 1,009,568 Planet Sized Wine Gums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,300,005 per year while the poor average 232,161, a ratio of 14.2 to 1.

Pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers, children grow up long before the paperwork for their lemonade stands can be sorted out, politicians ponder for at least a minute when asked if they would like sugar in their tea, and criminals are really screwed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toastology.

Los Santos is ranked 68,786^th in the world and 4^th in Nintendo for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 444.3 on the Clooney Contribution Index.