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Most Corrupt Governments: 9thLargest Insurance Industry: 15thLargest Mining Sector: 31st
The Very Large Safari Park of
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Los Santos

Population35.077 billion

CapitalSmall Village
LeaderSam
FaithToastology

CurrencyPlanet Sized Wine Gum
AnimalBatman

The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, frequent executions, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.077 billion Los Santosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Los Santosian economy, worth an astonishing 21,717 trillion Planet Sized Wine Gums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is a breathtaking 619,132 Planet Sized Wine Gums, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,225,852 per year while the poor average 64,069, a ratio of 50.3 to 1.

There is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, movie references are legally admissible in court, and the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toastology.

Los Santos is ranked 46th in the world and 1st in Nintendo for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 25,284 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 9thLargest Insurance Industry: 15thLargest Mining Sector: 31stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 32ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 46thHighest Economic Output: 56thLowest Crime Rates: 58thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 59thHighest Disposable Incomes: 62ndHighest Average Incomes: 124thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 178thMost Stationary: 188thMost Efficient Economies: 200thMost Secular: 245thMost Avoided: 271stLargest Gambling Industry: 326thSmartest Citizens: 440thLargest Governments: 459thMost Scientifically Advanced: 491stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 541stLargest Black Market: 688thLargest Publishing Industry: 759thLargest Populations: 849thLargest Information Technology Sector: 995thRudest Citizens: 1,033rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,152ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,483rdFattest Citizens: 1,550thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,618thMost Developed: 1,706thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 2,469thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,492ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,678thMost Influential: 5,013thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,106thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,051stLargest Retail Industry: 7,666thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,593rdTop
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Most Conservative: 12,835thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,470thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,492ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,519th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, movie references are legally admissible in court.
  • : Los Santos agreed to construct embassies between Nintendo and Microsoft.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Los Santos will pay them to stop.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, Sam is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, you can say what you like about the genocidal murderers that rule Los Santos but at least the trains run on time.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished.

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