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Most Corrupt Governments: 8th Largest Insurance Industry: 12th Largest Mining Sector: 29th
The Very Large Safari Park of
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Influence
Superpower
Founder / WA Delegate
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Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Los Santos

Population33.692 billion

CapitalSmall Village
LeaderSam
FaithToastology

CurrencyPlanet Sized Wine Gum
AnimalBatman

The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, avowedly heterosexual populace, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 33.692 billion Los Santosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village. The average income tax rate is 2.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Los Santosian economy, worth an astonishing 20,624 trillion Planet Sized Wine Gums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 612,137 Planet Sized Wine Gums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Small children pause apologies for their misdeeds to ask what fiscal insolvency actually is, military spending recently hit a new high, the fines for getting caught with the wrong recipe book can force Los Santosians into bankruptcy, and the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toastology.

Los Santos is ranked 8th in the world and 1st in Nintendo for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1,745.77 Kickbacks Per Hour.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 8thLargest Insurance Industry: 12thLargest Mining Sector: 29thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 31stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 43rdHighest Economic Output: 55thHighest Disposable Incomes: 57thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 60thLowest Crime Rates: 68thHighest Average Incomes: 105thHighest Poor Incomes: 137thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 148thMost Stationary: 194thMost Avoided: 275thLargest Gambling Industry: 323rdLargest Black Market: 361stSmartest Citizens: 471stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 503rdLargest Governments: 529thLargest Publishing Industry: 746thMost Efficient Economies: 820thLargest Populations: 867thLargest Information Technology Sector: 914thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,087thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,122ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,369thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,385thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,645thTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,874thMost Secular: 1,988thRudest Citizens: 2,210thFattest Citizens: 3,401stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,873rdMost Influential: 4,376thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,839thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,814thLargest Retail Industry: 7,988thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 9,797thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,653rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, the fines for getting caught with the wrong recipe book can force Los Santosians into bankruptcy.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, small children pause apologies for their misdeeds to ask what fiscal insolvency actually is.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon.
  • : Los Santos voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Convention on Animal Testing".
  • : Los Santos voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Atlantic".
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.

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