Population | 4.305 billion |
Capital | Osearwynn |
Leader | Leofric Frost |
Faith | Gnosticism |
Currency | pound |
Animal | red panda |
The Red High Athelingric of Valoptia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Leofric Frost with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.305 billion Valoptians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osearwynn. The income tax rate is 100.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Valoptian economy, worth a remarkable 2,107 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 489,508 pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,705,632 per year while the poor average 102,285, a ratio of 16.7 to 1.
The act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing', families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country, small shoes often wash up on the beach, and Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valoptia's national animal is the red panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gnosticism.
Valoptia is ranked 285,526th in the world and 1,373rd in The Communist Bloc for Highest Food Quality, scoring 4.83 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Valoptia, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.
- : Following new legislation in Valoptia, small shoes often wash up on the beach.
- : Following new legislation in Valoptia, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country.
- : Following new legislation in Valoptia, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'.
- : Following new legislation in Valoptia, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm.
- : Following new legislation in Valoptia, the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular.
- : Following new legislation in Valoptia, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors.
- : Following new legislation in Valoptia, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
- : Following new legislation in Valoptia, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
- : Following new legislation in Valoptia, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR.