The Borderlands of Druizorpolf is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 128 million Druizorpolfians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.2%.

The powerhouse Druizorpolfian economy, worth 10.1 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 78,572 bitcoins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 374,794 per year while the poor average 9,674, a ratio of 38.7 to 1.

People believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, burgers often list "miscellaneous meats" in their ingredients, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, and surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Druizorpolf's national animal is the kiwi, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Druizorpolf is ranked 151,159^th in the world and 294^th in Lone Wolves United for Safest, scoring 59.37 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.