The Soviet Socialist Republic of Super Awesome Fun Times is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Comrade Dejana Brynestri with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 7.709 billion proletarians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leningrad. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient SAFTian economy, worth a remarkable 1,875 trillion brains a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 243,308 brains, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation, there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, and trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy. Crime is totally unknown. Super Awesome Fun Times's national animal is the zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Super Awesome Fun Times is ranked 605^th in the world and 3^rd in The Leftist Assembly for Nicest Citizens, with 122.87 average smiles per day.