The Let's All Just Get Along of Raghallaigh is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by a higly qualified elected official with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.997 billion Raghallaighians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rilenburg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Raghallaighian economy, worth a remarkable 4,987 trillion Barangs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 293,440 Barangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought, and an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc. Crime is totally unknown. Raghallaigh's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is No thank you.

Raghallaigh is ranked 285,170^th in the world and 1,368^th in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 0.35 flags saluted per person per day.