The Federal Union of Guadalupador is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Premier Enrique Yanama with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 25.768 billion Guadalupadorians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nosamo. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Guadalupadorian economy, worth a remarkable 3,408 trillion Federal Rublyens a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,257 Federal Rublyens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, being Grand Premier Enrique Yanama has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, and little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Guadalupador's national animal is the Dorian Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Guadalan.

Guadalupador is ranked 136,626^th in the world and 73^rd in South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 689.13 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.