The Theocracy of God Fearing Devoted is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Brian Copeland with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.75 billion God Fearing Devotedians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bethselem. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient God Fearing Devotedian economy, worth a remarkable 6,165 trillion Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 417,981 Coins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,452,218 per year while the poor average 10,397, a ratio of 332 to 1.

Celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas, and home renovation projects take decades to complete. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. God Fearing Devoted's national animal is the Snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

God Fearing Devoted is ranked 286,142^nd in the world and 131^st in Fifth Empire for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 0.9 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.