The Imperial Commonwealth of Zoygaria is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Arristok Zobeski III with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 9.154 billion Zoygarians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vostok. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zoygarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,172 trillion Pavaus a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,123 Pavaus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality, environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests, travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies, and manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zoygaria's national animal is the Zoygarian Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Zoygaria is ranked 12,112^th in the world and 7^th in Coalition of Crown Albatross for Safest, scoring 118.94 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.